Journal / Yuppie Complaints

ok, time for me to share some yuppie complaints…
1-acela. i took the acela train down to d.c and back to nyc yesterday. nice train. but some of the nastiest employees you could ever meet. one train-attendant actually picked a fight with this innocent little businessman. charming.
2-amazon. i ordered a piece of furniture from amazon. and they sent the wrong piece of furniture. no big deal, right?
honest mistake?
we called them and they said that they’d send the right piece of furniture asap. so the delivery guys just arrived with a huge outdoor barbecue grill, which wasn’t what i ordered.
so they went back to the truck and came up with a bench.
which wasn’t what i ordered either.
now they’re trying to figure out how 3 wrong things got sent to me. very impressive.

ok. those are my yuppie complaints and i only share them to:
a-entertain(although i know that neither story is very entertaining.)
b-let the nice people at acela and amazon know that they should get their shit together and do a better job and thrive and prosper and succeed and retire at some point with a water-park full of puppies.
-moby