and while we’re on the subject of bizarre liquids…a few years ago i was in my deli and i saw the following:
‘thirsty cat-tangy fish flavored water’
and
‘thirsty dog-crispy beef flavored water’
and i wondered to myself, ‘what genius had the idea to market fish and beef flavored water to pets?’
actually i didn’t wonder that. i wondered ‘oh my fucking goodness, who in their right mind would make or buy fish and beef flavored water?’
well, i bought two bottles, just to show people that such things really do exist. i never opened them. i strongly believe that if i were to get even one whiff of fish or beef flavored water i would be throwing up for a month.
but over time the bottles got old and dusty so i disposed of them. which is sad.
i should’ve at least kept the labels.
-moby