Journal / why am i always the last to find out about the awesome things?

recently(aka-recently)margaret spellings was beaten by michael mckean on celebrity jeapordy.
what, pray tell, is the relevance of this/that?
because margaret spellings is gw bush’s secretary of education and michael mckean played ‘lenny’ on ‘laverne and shirley’*.
-moby

*to be fair, michael mckean has done about 100 fantastic things since laverne and shirley, like playing david st. hubbins(the patron saint of quality footwear)in spinal tap, for example. but he still beat gw bush’s secretary of education on celebrity jeapordy.