while i’m in denver i agreed to blog about my time here for blender.
and, being lazy, i thought i’d just copy my blender blog and post it here, as well.
here’s blog 2(i can’t find blog 1).
moby
just got to denver. i remember the last time i was in denver i ended up smoking
angel dust in the basement of a house party with some local kids.
it gave me the most intense hallucinations of my life. not fun mushroom-style
hallucinations, but insane ‘i’ve just smoked synthetic animal tranquilizer’ style hallucinations.
i guess that it’s probably not such a bad idea to avoid smoking synthetic
animal tranquilizers while i’m in denver this time.
otherwise i might find myself on the roof of the hotel convinced that space aliens are talking
to me via the pentagon and that the pentagon is actually a giant lizard farm and that
my skin is actually made out of tiny magnets.
for instance.
in other news, denver’s nice.
ok, politics. do you know about the puma’s? it’s an acronym that stands for ‘party unity
my ass’, and the puma’s are, for the most part, disgruntled former hillary supporters
who are now claiming to be mccain supporters.
personally i think they’ve been mccain supporters all along, but what do i know.
i mean, is someone really going to vote for a candidate(john mccain) who believes the exact
opposite of what their chosen candidate(hillary clinton) believes just because their chosen
candidate(again: hillary clinton) didn’t win the nomination?
i doubt it, unless they’re really cranky from smoking synthetic animal tranquilizers
with homeboys in the basement of some house in denver and you don’t even remember
how you ended up in the house but you’re not in a hurry to smoke angel dust ever again, thank you.
speaking of john mccain, last night on jay leno he responded to a question about
his multiple houses(he apparently is so rich that he doesn’t know how many houses
he owns)by talking about his time as a prisoner of war.
yes, senator mccain, we all know that you were a prisoner of war and it was awful.
you have our respect.
but using your experiences in vietnam 40 years ago as an excuse to not answer uncomfortable questions is pretty fucking lame, mr straight talker.
answer the question. your 2nd wife inherited buckets of money and is loaded and she bought you, roughly, around 800 or so houses.
you’re like a pimp, so maybe you should take some pride in the fact that you’re a civil servant
with a government paycheck and your wife is loaded and she lets you ride around on her private
planes and she buys you houses and $700 pairs of shoes.
you’re a kept man with a cool job and 3,000 houses, you should revel in your good fortune.
ok, time to go to soundcheck, as i’m doing an acoustic fundraiser tonight.
soundchecks for acoustic shows are really difficult. you plug in your acoustic guitar and speak
into the microphone and the whole soundcheck lasts about 45 seconds and then it’s done.
oh, before i go, mark warner is giving tonights keynote speech. i like mark warner. i like rich politicians like mark warner and mayor bloomberg, because they pay for their own campaigns and don’t
have to do favors for the special interest groups who normally pay for political campaigns.
and mark warner’s smart. i hope he wins his senate seat.
talk to you later,
moby