worst pickup lines ever?
‘if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put u and i together’
‘are those space pants you’re wearing? cos your ass is out of this world’
‘is it hot in here or is it you?’
‘did your father get arrested for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?’
‘there’s a party in my pants, would you like to come?’
please keep in mind that i’m just repeating lines that i’ve overheard in various social situations. being a man of crippling insecurities i would never actually use one of these lines on someone.
but the best pickup line of all time comes from ralph wiggum on the simpsons:
‘so, do you like stuff?’
-moby