this is very important.
as many of you might know, news/media sources tend to be biased and lacking in objectivity.
it is for this reason that i would like to re-address your attention to the ‘weekly world news’, which is arguably the finest news paper in america.
while other news outlets are concerned with ‘puff’ pieces about michael jackson and the governator, the ‘weekly world news’ has the following headlines:
‘osama joins china space program’
‘french hooker was model for statue of liberty’
‘desperate diners attack trapped fat lady with plastic forks’
‘priests headless ghost talks through its butt’
‘let’s legalize drugs and all get happy-again!’
and so on.
i’m actually being quite serious when i say that if i was offered a staff position at the ‘weekly world news’ i would probably take it.
it is fantastic.
moby
