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bigfoot to join the cast of ‘the sopranos’
by mark miller
los angeles, calif.
all of hollywood is abuzz with the incredible rumor that an actual bigfoot will join the cast of the hit hbo series the sopranos playing a mob boss called biggy the foot.
a reliable inside source reveals that execs have their hearts set on the recently proposed idea.
“it’s the perfect choice for a number of reasons,” states the source. “first, no one’s ever used a bigfoot before to play a fictitious character on a high-profile tv series. since people associate bigfoot with size, strength, power and ruthlessness, it’s ideal because those are the same qualities associated with mob bosses.”
weekly world news has acquired a copy of the script, in which biggy the foot arrives in new jersey to challenge tony soprano’s power and position.
as this next season will most likely be the final one for the sopranos, there is talk of spinning bigfoot off into his own series. “i’d love to do something light — perhaps a sitcom,” the bigfoot confides. “maybe one where i play the dad. and if kirstie alley is available to play my wife — she’s the perfect size for me.”