hi.
tonight i went to a party thrown by entertainment weekly that had john digweed as the d.j and macy gray as the performer.
and it was fun. well, i had fun.
you had fun? i hope you had fun.
then i went to a party with a hot tub and i spent 2 hours submerged in the hot tub.
really. i have two gifts.
gift one-i can guess peoples ages. don’t know why, but i’m never wrong.
gift two-i can spend a longer time underwater than anyone. really.
just ask. cos, as odd as this might sound, i’m so comfortable underwater.
and, well, i see things. yes, that sounds odd. and bizarre. but you can’t imagine what i see after 2 or 3 minutes underwater.
i unfortunately made people cry cos they were watching me submerged and they thought that i had died. i was always sort of in control while i was underwater. it’s just that i can spend a really, really long time underwater. i don’t know why.
i just know how to shut down certain parts of my body that need oxygen. strange gift, huh.
a valentine gift.
ok, maybe i’m making this up. nope. just ask the people who watched. and i know it sounds nuts. but the world is complicated and we all have abilities of a sort. mine is not breathing while i’m underwater. for a while.
don’t drown me. this odd ability only goes so far.
moby