Journal / Tight Speedo

you know what’s really good?
boiling water poured over pieces of ginger with a little bit of rice syrup and some lemon juice.
oh.
sorry.
what i meant to say was:
you know what’s good?
totally rocking out and then like partying with some ho’s and doing lines of blow off of a dwarfs butt.
that’s what i meant to say.

we might go on an alpine slide later.
there’s an alpine slide (like a ‘luge’ for commoners) nearby the venue here in metz. so, that’s something.

and tomorrow we have a day off in marseilles.
any thoughts on what one can do while having a day off in marseilles? i’m guessing it’ll be hot. we are approaching the hot leg of the tour.
marseilles
toulouse
istanbul
athens.

and i didn’t bring shorts. which is good. cos i look like a complete fool when i wear shorts. maybe i could get some lollapalooza circa ’93 shorts. the ones that come just below your knees. those haven’t aged well, have they.
maybe i’ll just get a really tight speedo. few things are sexier than a guy with a little belly wearing a very tight speedo. that’s what i’ll do.
so look for me in marseilles, i’ll be the dweeb in the tight speedo looking at old stuff.
moby