i’m dog and cat sitting.
which leads me to the subject of todays journal entry.
which is: cat pee.
ok, i won’t say much about cat pee.
but suffice it to say that cat pee is one of the most disgusting things on the face of the earth.
earlier the cat, ‘kitty’, was peeing in her litter box, but 98% of the pee went on to the floor.
poor little kitty.
poor little mo.
she’s a wonderful cat, just with bad aim.
so i’m babysitting frank and kitty.
or ‘frank-n-kitty’ if i was trying to be witty.
i’m amazed by kitty’s ability to be entertained by just about anything.
earlier she spent an hour hunting and disemboweling a paper clip.
it was gruesome.
i never knew that a paper clip could scream so loudly.
and then i had to spend 30 minutes cleaning up paper clip viscera.
or eviscera.
in other debauched rock star news, i played scrabble tonight and almost spelled ‘gluttony’ on 2 triple word scores.
but i didn’t.
but i almost did.
and i went to a gambling event for diffa(an aids research charity)and i played blackjack and i realized that blackjack is surprisingly fun.
and it’s relatively easy to figure out how to win(knowing when to hold, as kenny rogers said), cos after 10 minutes i had gone from $50 to $175.
and then all $175 went to the charity, which is good.
ok, cat pee, the disemboweling of paper clips, scrabble, and blackjack.
these are the things that live in my brain.
moby
