and speaking of george w. bush…
you remember a few months ago where i posited the idea that he might be stalking me?
i was in japan, he was in japan.
i was in texas, he was in texas.
i was in france, he was in france, etc.
well…i was just in california, he was just in california.
i’m in new mexico, he’s in new mexico.
i’ll be in texas tomorrow, he’ll be in texas tomorrow.
like i said, george, stalking is not an appropriate way of letting someone know that you like them.
just send me a nice piece of fan-mail on official white house stationary, and perhaps we could meet up for lunch at teany.
you might enjoy our soy chai latte. and i’m sure that you’d love the middle eastern plate that we have (just keep in mind that the quinoa taboulleh was my idea, ok?).
or perhaps the pan bagnia? if you let the person who’s serving you at teany know that you’re aware that ‘pan’ is italian for ‘bread’ you will definitely score points with the international intelligentsia.
i await your fan mail, mr. bush.
moby