today, during a press conference, gw bush(our president…boy, it still hurts to write that), said:
“Would the United States and other free nations be more safe, or less safe, with (Osama) bin Laden in control of Iraq?”
oh boy…
do you think that gw has kind of lost his mind?
does he know that bin laden has never even been to iraq?
does he know that iraq and al qaeda had no involvement before 9-11?
does he know that bin laden is a family member of his old friends, the bin laden’s of saudi arabia?
what’s gw going to say tomorrow:
“would the united states be safer with santa claus in control of the north pole?”
“would the world be safer if i stopped listening to the leprechauns who live under my desk? they tell me to do bad things but i try not to listen, really, i do, i swear. please don’t hurt me, little leprechauns.”
they are just nuts. dangerous and nuts. crazy dangerous and nuts. crazy dangerous nuts and gone wild.
that would be a good video: ‘republicans gone wild’.
shots of condi at spring break.
wolfowitz playing air guitar to limp bizkit.
gw in a zz top hat doing tequila shots…
oh.
oh, wait, that already exists.
i hope that someday gw gets the rest that he so sorely needs.
a quiet place, with nice nurses and proper medication.
and maybe a view of some trees.
-moby