hitormissgirl put this up and i thought it was funny so here it is again:
ten top trivia tips about moby!
1. an average beaver can cut down moby every year.
2. it took moby 22 years to build the taj mahal.
3. moby has 118 ridges around the edge.
4. native americans never actually ate moby; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
5. it’s bad luck to put moby on a bed.
6. the canonical hours of the christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, moby and compline.
7. scientists believe that moby began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
8. early thermometers were filled with moby instead of mercury.
9. it is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same moby.
10. moby can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
i like being a canonical hour.
narcisisstically yours,
-moby
p.s-i hate double consonant words they make me crazy cos i can never figure out how to spell them and if i were dicator i would ban all double consonants for ever and also put everyone in line for reneducation where you could keep your frontal lobe in a jar, like moe.