do you know what’re surprisingly inexpensive?
telescopes.
go buy a telescope. that’s my advice for today.
they’re cheap and you can look at things that are far away and they don’t seem as far away.
like the moon, for example. or the brothel on canal street by the manhattan bridge.
well, although i assume that there are probably a few brothels on canal street by the manhattan bridge, i’ve never actually been to one and i imagine that were i to find one with my telescope the curtains would be drawn which would, of course, defeat the purpose of trying to look at a brothel through a telescope.
cos who wouldn’t be curious about voyeuristically seeing what goes on in a brothel on canal street by the manhattan bridge?
maybe the brothel angle is just a front and it’s actually a water park with real dolphins. or maybe it’s like duff gardens where the water is an halucinogen. and maybe if you drink the water in the brothel/water-park you can see the music.
like in duff gardens.
in any case, i think that you should buy a little telescope.
i bought a pretty big telescope and it was only $280.
do all telescopes show images upside down?
mine does. which is ok when you’re looking at things in space, cos they’re usually round, and i don’t get too frustrated looking at the moon and thinking, ‘well this sucks, the northern part of the moon is on the bottom’.
cos the moon is a 3-d object in 3-d space. so there’s really no rightway up or down, is there?
and apparently obesity in america isn’t spreading as fast as they had thought it would.
that’s pretty good. i will soon join the ranks of the obese if i keep eating pie.
did you know that pie was invented by a man named zaccharias pie?
it’s true. he also invented the donkey.
ok, time for bed.
goodnight.
moby