you wanna know how to make the top of your head sweat?
ok, here’s how…
1-cook some rice and onions and garlic and tofu.
2-while cooking the aforementioned objects stir in some insanely, destructively caustic hot chinesechili paste with garlic.
it’s 3 a.m and i just made rice and tofu with onions and garlic. and for a laugh i stirred in a lot of mr. not-so-friendly hot chinese chili paste with garlic.
and now my mouth feels like a steel smelting furnace and the top of my head is sweating. i don’t know that the top of my head has ever sweat.maybe i’ll cool my mouth down by eating some matches.
my new years eve was nice. well, it became a bit longer than just new years eve as i didn’t actually get to sleep until around noon. luckily the nice illuminatti who control the weather (along with the pentagon) gave us a new years day that was cold and windy and rainy. sleeping from noon until 4pm could make one feel like a pathetic loser if it was warm and balmy outside. but lying in bed and falling asleep while it is pouring cold, windy rain outside isn’t so bad. it’s quite cozy, actually.
now i’m going to eat some more rice and tofu with brain-melting chili paste. maybe my head isn’t sweating. maybe it’s just my brain leaking out of my scalp. sorry, that’s a disgusting image.
i’m sure it’s just sweat. in fact i think that my eyeballs have started to sweat, too.
masochistically yours,
moby