Journal / subject lines from the boards

sometimes for entertainment value i look at the subject lines of posts on the boards.
here are some of todays most entertaining:

i just walked into a door

so, anyway, this is a crabapple?

how much less funny do you think you are in real life than in your mind?

free diapers for one year

i just had sex with a eagle

i suck because i’m an awfully ugly bastard thing

i just walked into a door

i’m sucking dick

boobies? penis? stomach? abs? legs? nose hair?

which bedspread?

have you ever googled ‘google’?

this kitty wants you to smoke dope

would you do martha?

moby sucks

and so on, and so on.
these are great, as they often are.
it would be good to go in the archives and find the funniest subject headings from the last couple of years.
it’s good comedy, so thanks everybody.
moby