ok, i don’t mean to sound paranoid, but i think that george w. bush is stalking me.
i know, i can hear your questions already… ‘why would the president of the united states be stalking moby?’, and so on and so forth.
well, i don’t know why he’s stalking me (who knows maybe he’s just a fan. it’s quite possible), but here’s the evidence…
g.w. bush arrived in japan the day that i left.
and he was in california when i was recently in california.
and he was in texas when i was in texas.
and he was in d.c when i was in d.c.
and he was in new york one day when i was in new york.
and now i’m in germany and he’s in germany, too.
so like i said, i think he’s stalking me. i guess i should be flattered, but to be honest with you i think it’s a little bit creepy.
and in case you’re reading this g.w, i’m sure you’re a very nice man, but this is not the way to win me as a friend. write me a letter or maybe post something on the boards. pursuing me around the world is not the way for us to begin a friendship.
although i have a feeling that once we actually start to talk about politics you might have second thoughts about wanting to be my friend. cos it’s probably safe to say that we disagree on just about everything.
i mean, if you want to sit down and chat i’m sure i could find the time to do so.
but this inter-continental stalking has got to stop, ok george?
it’s rude and kind of creepy.
thanks,
-moby