the current onion has an excerpt from ‘the confessions of st. tuffy’ (as written by tuffy the dachsund) that is truly inspirational.
i do believe that we could all learn something from noble tuffy.
like not to let our heads get slammed in the car door or to walk across wet tar.
thank you, onion, for printing such a heart-warming and rich testimonial from a towering spiritual leader.
-moby
