ha ha ha.
every now and then spam is very funny.
not the pureed pig that comes in a can, but the internet variety.
i just received 2 pieces of spam.
(warning, one of the spams is of an adult nature. so stop reading now if you’re easily offended.)
ok, one spam told me about how ‘off the hook’ some new interest rates were. how could i resist? who can resist ‘off the hook’ interest rates?
and the second spam had as it’s subject line:
‘is this your dick?’
and there was a picture of 2 women enjoying the genital company of some lucky young man.
i don’t think it was mine, that does seem like something i’d remember.
‘is this your dick?’
it just reminded me of missing persons & pets ads.
‘have you seen this person?’
‘have you seen “”fluffy””?
‘is this your dick?’
ha ha ha.
well, it made me laugh.
good to see that my sense of humor has evolved and progressed so much since junior high school, huh.
‘well yes, after a very moving and poignant version of “”long days journey into night”” i found myself touched by the ribald drollery of some pornographic internet spam that was cluttering up my in-box.’
and guess what i’m doing tonight??
yup. entering the kingdom of loserdom, otherwise known as ‘scrabble-land’.
am i a loser?
please don’t answer that question.
the truth wounds me…
alright, i’m a loser. but, and this is the truth, i might go to a ‘playboy’ party after playing scrabble. i’m just a big walking contradiction.
although i’ll probably pass on the playboy party just to satisfy my scrabble addiction.
i got 360 points the other day.
wait, did i mention that already?
and did i say ‘360’ or ‘350’?
i might exaggerate a little bit every now and then.
moby
