Journal / some VERY IMPORTANT things:

a-i’m in the uk and i just washed my hands and the soap smelled funny so now my hands smell funny. not that heinous ‘dial’ smell, however, but still kind of gross. this is my second update that mentions bad smelling soap. i must be bored.

b-the daytime flight from nyc to the uk is great. you sit in your little pod and look out of the windows and read books and watch trashy movies and it’s utterly relaxing and nice. i could even be tempted to fly from nyc to the uk just for the relaxation value. no, i’m not schilling for the airlines, i just like the daytime nyc-uk flight. again, i must be bored.

c-tomorrow i’m giving an award to peter gabriel at the q awards. oops, am i allowed to write that? i hope it doesn’t ruin the surprise.

d-then over the next 12 days i get to go to italy, denmark, back to the uk, france, belgium, germany, madrid, valencia, back to the uk, and back to the country of new york city. ok, ‘nyc’ isn’t a ‘country’. it’s more of a ‘principality’. well, no. but i like to pretend that it is. ‘the sovereign and independent country of new york city’. doesn’t that have a good ring to it? come on, america, let my people go.

e-how about those baseball teams, huh? go baseball. isn’t it world series time? are the mets or yankees involved? no, that’s right, they’re not. that’s why i know nothing about the world series. did it already happen? i’m so provincial, sorry. i also like the red sox because my great grandmother loved the red sox. i might’ve written about this before, but whenever there was a red sox game she would wear her red sox hat and sit by the radio and listen(she didn’t have a tv. and she was 97 years old).

f-i think i’m running out of things to write about in this abecedarian series.

g-‘abecedarian’ is a good word.

h-i’m really running out of things to write about.

i-say goodnight now.
-moby