i’ve gone through the boards and i’ve taken it upon myself to answer some of your questions.
how do you get your sister and her friends to stop touching your man-boobs?
some of the advice that was given was top notch, especially the one about cultivating electric eels, but as i have experience with this issue i feel it’s my duty to offer my own advice.
you have to sit down and talk with your sister and her friend and explain that whenever they touch your man-boobs santa kills some elves. that should stop them from touching your man-boobs.
which avatar is right for you?
the answer is easy. the avatar that you will be the least embarrassed of.
is bush an idiot?
actually, prince myshkin, the original idiot, was a gentle and idiosyncratic soul who was full of goodness and savant-like wisdom. so, no.
favourite….thing?
it lives in space.
did i hear someone say orgy?
yes, you probably did. people say ‘orgy’ all the time. george gershwin even wrote an opera about orgies. and there’s a famous fish that peopleenjoy that’s called an orgy. so you probably hear people saying ‘orgy’ quite often.
mo, would you mind if i stalked you on saturday?
you might be bored. all of my stalkers have been bored. there’s really not much to stalk. i mean, how much fun can it be to stalk a guy who plays a lot of chinese checkers? that’s me, i’ve been playing a lot of chinese checkers lately. when i was young i had a round, metal chinese checkers set. it was noisy. but that’s a non sequitur.
does moby’s music make you horny?
no. as moby, i have to say that my music does not make me horny.
who has the biggest penis in politics, then or now?
i’m guessing it would be gandhi.
milwaukee anyone?
as long as i don’t have to stay in that fucking welfare hotel again. that was scary.
i hope that this has been helpful and/or informative. i shan’t make this a regular practice. because if it were a regular practicewe would all come to grow tired of it.
and hey, there’s a board about ‘music’. i had suggested this a while ago, and lookee, there it is.
good night.
moby