i just wonder to what extent the internet has been slowed down by people sending the paris hilton sex tape to each other.
i’ve received it from at least 6 of my friends in the last 24 hours, and each of those friends also sent it to at least 10 other people.
that’s a lot of file sharing.
poor little internet, having to wheeze and puff and struggle while people send amateur hotel porn to their friends.
and being an upright citizen i haven’t actually watched the tape (and it has nothing to do with the fact that my windows media player is out of date and i can’t seem to download the new version, no it has nothing at all to do with that fact…).
i wish that i knew more about the ways in which amateur celebrity porn makes it’s way from the bedroom to the internet. is it that celebrity a videotapes a sex session with celebrity b and then shows it to his friends and then a less than scrupulous friend absconds with said tape and begins surreptitiously distributing it?
i guess that would make the most sense, as far as an explanation is concerned.
-moby
