you know, in theory i’m all in favor of health care for all.
in a wealthy and industrialized society where we have the economic means to provide health care for all it only seems right that we would do so. but do we really have to provide health care to people who spend their lives eating, well, this?
a sandwich wherein the bread has been replaced by fried chicken and the pickles have been replaced by bacon. shouldn’t there be a ‘this will kill you if you eat itl’ tax that is levied on food like this?
i mean, eating furniture would be healthier than eating this monstrosity. look at it, it even looks like some evil deep fried chicken muppet from some dark and menacing muppet swamp. like an evil creature from the dark crystal, perhaps a deep fried monster alligator hybrid. does each sandwich come with it’s own team of emt workers, standing by with the defibrillator panels?
-moby