1) masturbating to internet porn, which hand do you use to scroll on the mouse and which hand do you use to take care of buisness?
i don’t have a mouse. i have a track pad. and anyway, i masturbate with my feet.
2) say there is a hungry lion rushing towards carrot top and a dvd copy of girls gone wild hosted by snoop dogg. which one do you save? (you can only choose one).
i have a friend who knows someone who lost their virginity to carrot top.
that is possibly the most depressing thing that i’ve ever heard. so i would probably save ‘girls gone wild’, cos i’m sure that snoop is very entertaining as he entertains the ladies.
3) which line would you use in a bar to pick up the ladies?
“”hi, i’m moby. i’m bald and rich.”” or “”so, have you ever seen a 19″” penis before?””
i would probably use the ‘have you ever seen a 19″” penis?’ line, because i didn’t know that 19″” penises existed and i’d be fascinated to hear a first hand account (no pun intended).
4) so what devlish messages are hidden in “”18″” when played backwards?
“”disco stu likes disco music”” “”be like the boy”” and whatnot.
5) so this sensitive guy thing is just to meet chicks, right?
no, it’s the product of in-breeding.
6) when will justin and britney realize they are in love?
oh, give them time and their love will blossom.
7) what was up with that hot tub scene in your play dvd?
not a lot, unfortunately.
8) who do you want to win american idol? and do you ever wish that you could become the next american idol? what would you say to simon if you had the chance? do you think randy would say “”what up dawg”” to you? and if not, how would that make you feel? have you ever met paula abdul? if so, that’s kind of cool.
i’m sorry, but i’ve never seen american idol. as far as train-wreck reality tv shows go i’d rather watch blind-date.
9) do you kick girls out of your apartment for not calling you a “”rock star”” while in bed?
‘rock’ as in crack?
10) so, two girls at once. how is that?
it depends. my friends deb and jen are the best scrabble players that i know. but playing scrabble with 4 people is more interesting than playing with 3. and i’m not using scrabble euphemistically. i love scrabble.
and zitoishere might hate me, but i love his avatars. especially the green baby one.
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