uh oh,
i haven’t written in a day or two because i’ve run out of things to say.
how is that possible? i’m a self-involved loudmouth, how could i have run out of things to say?
the world is dynamically crumbling and i’m fresh out of things to write about?
it’s the aluminum. damned aluminum cookware. and flouride.
and the knights templar.
i blame the man. there he is again. the man. it’s been awhile since we’ve seen the man, huh.
balding? unemployed? bored? impotent? disenfranchised? yup, it’s the man who’s holding us back.
curse the man.
are we at war with oceania yet?
or eurasia?
2 legs bad 4 legs good?
has anyone figured out a way of distinguishing corporate rock bands from one another?
i would appreciate it if you could share some tips with me. cos for the life of me i can’t tell them apart.
i’m sure they’re all very nice and earnest people, but give me 30 minutes with a modern rock station and i’m convinced that it’s all the same band.
the same nice and earnest band, of course.
i’m not slandering anyone. just expressing my inability to tell these bands apart.
i blame the man again.
and i have a solution to the situation in iraq:
why don’t all of the concerned governments just buy iraq and give saddam a gold watch and a condo somewhere? kind of like a hostile corporate takeover, but without bloodshed. people are saying that the cumulative cost of this war could be 1 trillion dollars. couldn’t we all just pitch in and buy iraq for a trillion dollars? same money, less pain and suffering?
just an idea.
oh, look, i haven’t run out of things to write about.
i’m still the same loveable, self-involved loudmouth that i’ve always been.
that’s a relief, huh.
have a nice weekend!
moby