genitalia seem to be falling off of their bodies.
this is a serious subject. i had a few friends in high school whose genitals fell off. they seemed to have good luck reattaching their genitals with some popsicle sticks and duct tape, though.
so if your genitals have fallen off, or are in danger of falling off, i suggest that you go to your local hardware store and buy some popsiclesticks and duct tape.
-moby
p.s-you ruined my breakfast. that’s right. you. i was so engrossed with the answers to the stupid questions that i burned the rice that i was not supposed to be burning. i guess it’s a small consolation that my genitals don’t seem to be falling off of my body. but i have a supply of duct tape and popsicle sticks, just cos i like to be prepared. but now i have to eat nothing for breakfast.
which is probably for the best, really. so thanks for making me burn my rice.
really, i mean it.