oh, some of you are so misguided…the presidential i.q thing isn’t a hoax.
it’s true!
see, i was at this area 51 website and there was a link to this very informative site wherein i found out all sorts of true and fascinating information, like:
a-snapple makes you sterile
b-flouride is made of ground up alien bones
c-electric guitars were invented by the devil
d-freemasons and the vatican were the people really involved in the rural electrification program
e-syphilis was invented by the cia
so you see, the presidential i.q thing can’t be a hoax.
not when it comes from such a reliable source.
i’m glad that we’ve cleared this up.
-moby
p.s-in high school my friend john and i invented a new religion called prognosticism.
the main precept behind our religion was that we’d believe anything.
pro-yes
gnosis-knowledge
so no matter what anyone told us, we’d believe it and incorporate it into our credo.
you can see how handy this sort of belief could be.
‘mars is made of cheese’
ok, i believe that
‘cherries are alien eyeballs’
ok, i believe that too
‘george bush is a super-genius’
ok, well, it’s a stretch, but not to blaspheme prognosticism, i believe that, too
‘water is made out of penguins’
fine, i believe that.
you see?