ok,
i’m standing here by my refrigerator.
why? you might ask?
because last night i went to a party where i was given a bag of those refrigerator magnets that spell funny sentences.
so here’s what i’ve come up with:
‘u.n loses fancy fish’
‘george bush explores taco for congress’
‘goat dances with woodchuck on dwarf’
‘europe gives back rubs’
‘cheney ogles ham’
‘powell without leotards’
‘opec declares holy peace’
‘pope bans avocado farm’
and so on.
needless to say, these were political-ish refrigerator magnets, as provided by john stewarts ‘the daily show’.
‘pope bans avocado farm’ would be my favorite.
my refrigerator is just bursting with comedy.
moby