i think that photoshop is one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century.
i just received a whole bunch of pictures of george bush and saddam hussein.
fishing together.
playing guitar together.
having hot porn sex together.
riding a roller coaster together.
etc.
yes, photoshop kicks ass.
i wonder if george bush has seen any of these pictures?
of course he has, duh, he was there.
i wonder if he’s embarrassed about being caught having sex with saddam hussein and osama bin laden.
i’ve seen the pictures.
and pictures don’t lie.
and who knew that gw was a bottom?
maybe they take turns.
crazy politicians and their crazy sex lives.
we’re in moscow, getting ready to fly to st. petersburg.
who knew that russia and florida were so close? maybe we’re flying in a rocket, cos it seems as if one hour to fly from moscow to st. petersburg is pretty speedy.
maybe laika (or laika’s grandson) will be on the rocket?
moby