Journal

  • Post-VMA

    hi. i just got back from my crazy insane debauched night of post-vma celebration… actually after the awards i went to a restaurant and had…

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  • Weekend

    quick update before the weekend begins: hi. have a nice weekend. -moby

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  • Crazy

    call me crazy, but the ‘boards’ seem to have disappeared. what up, yo? how can i keep it real in the oh-one without the boards…

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  • The Onion, Jay & Silent Bob

    ok, i’m completely redundant…but i love ‘the onion’ that and ‘jay and silent bob’ are the only things that have made me laugh out loud…

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  • Sandwiches At 4am

    what sort of half-wit eats a fake meat/mustard sandwich on sesame-seed bread before going to bed? me, that’s who. with a big glass of grape…

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  • Studio ‘etc’

    it’s almost as if the powers that be (you know, the ones who control the weather) have decided to follow the calendar to the letter.…

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  • Some Thoughts

    some thoughts: 1-men as politicians have done nothing (for the most part )but cause problems. why can’t we have a gender rule wherein only women…

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  • Post-Modern Haiku Titles

    call me self-involved, but i was just looking at the titles of my ‘updates’ and they’re quite funny. keep in mind that i don’t come…

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  • Bump

    oh, i’m plagiarising myself…but i just re-read this update from last february, and, immodestly, it made me laugh, so i’m re-posting it. a little bump,…

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  • Mega-Storms

    as the world warms up it will be interesting to see how storms are affected. warmer oceans will most likely spawn mega-storms of a type…

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