Journal

  • Late-Nite Narcissim

    today was one of those 3 city days that we’ve all heard so much about. woke up in boston. flew to philadelphia. took the train…

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  • Monkeys

    monkeys. yes. monkeys. all those different types of monkeys. my vote is for the humble little spider monkey. they have soft tails that they use…

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  • I Wish

    saddam hussein pays $25,000 to the families of suicide bombers. that is so profoundly grim and depressing. his own people are starving to death, and…

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  • Jet Lag

    there’s this thing called jet lag. perhaps you’ve heard of it. if not, let me say a few words about jet lag. ‘it sucks’. ok,…

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  • Video

    yes. you’ve figured it out. the sexy guy in the bathroom in the ‘we are all made of stars’ video is….rick springfield. no. it’s me.…

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  • Happy Holiday

    how many religious holidays are there supposed to be this weekend? easter, passover, but any others? well, whatever the religious observance of your choosing, i…

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  • There, I feel better

    i know, i know, don’t send updates when you’re angry…that’s what i tell myself. but i feel this anger towards the bush administration that i…

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  • Softie

    i’m such a softie… there’s an advertisement for a cd of classic love songs, and everytime that it comes on the television i find myself…

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  • Why?

    what kind of sickness compels some people to feel joy at other peoples suffering? what sort of sickness leads a suicide bomber to believe that…

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