Journal

  • Aping Around

    i was perusing the boards and i found this description of me: “”face it hes a fucking baldheaded aid filled ape fucking cockface same with…

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  • Tour Dates

    one last thing, i think i mentioned this before, but we are going to be adding tour dates as they get confirmed. so if you…

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  • No Laughing Matter

    and yes, of course i know that senegal won the world cup. that’s it. in the future i’m going to stop with the humor. here’s…

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  • OK, This Is Getting Silly

    see, what i meant to say was that cameroon actually have won the world cup. sorry for the confusion. moby p.s-should i not be attempting…

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  • Sleepless in Singapore

    dawn in singapore. and dawn in singapore is a good time to wake up for normal people. but i, being sleep challenged, woke up at…

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  • Jetlag v Oatmeal

    ok, so ‘contact’. a subtly flawed movie, but i was always interested in the fact that they had contacted a planet of vegans. and jodie…

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  • Psychic Footy Mo

    ok, i don’t want to be creepy or anything… but i think that maybe i should start a psychic betting line for sports events. i…

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  • Lunchtime in Singapore

    ok, 5 minutes before lunch. boy is it hot and steamy in singapore. i guess being on the equator will do that, huh. is it…

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  • Mmmm…Oatmeal

    in singapore now. hi. jet lag woke me up at 11pm after going to sleep at 9pm. nice, huh. 2 mighty hours of sleep. luckily…

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  • Annie Hall

    so is it beautiful or perverse to be watching ‘annie hall’ while i’m flying over afghanistan? personally i think it’s beautiful. and how ironic that…

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