Journal

iraq. america. oceania. etceteraria.1984.remember?‘we’re at war with russia!’oh, ‘we’re at war with serbia!’well, what i meant to say was ‘we’re at war with al-qaeda!’ok, excuse…

yes, bonsaikitten.com and blackpeoplelovesus.comare serious and offensive and need to be shut down….um, they’re parodies. comedy. funny (well, at times).the interweb. our lifeline to each…

do you know the ‘las ketchup’ song?‘las ketchup’ are my new favorite band. group. whatever.for the sole reason that they are called ‘las ketchup’.isn’t that…

i just read another study wherein it was reported that people who live in new york city have the highest sperm counts in the world.ok,…

ok, a minor word of explanation.oftentimes when i’m signing autographs people will ask me to write their name. and oftentimes i say that i would…

oh boy, i just got back from doing an interview for frank skinner (a uk talk show host) and i hope that i don’t get…

and thus ends another period of our vlwt (very long world tour).we had a show in lille tonight and it was our last show in…

if you haven’t had any caffeine in a month and then you have a very strong cup of coffee, well, you end up like me…

i have officially lost track of time. ‘what day is it?’ you might innocently ask.well, i would not be able to answer you. i was…

i’ve just been told that we at teany are now selling loose-leaf teas.along with our tea-pots and other various and sundry things (including mugs with…