Journal

when i was at nasa this summer i met some astronauts, and in meeting them i felt like a 9 year old who was meeting…

ok, let me tell you a little story.it’s a funny little story. well, i think it’s a funny little story.i went out this evening with…

what’s wrong with me?it’s 3:30 a.m and i’m tired.i’m not supposed to get tired until 5 a.m. 3:30?what sort of woosie would i be going…

you know richard reid? the british bomber who is in jail for trying to blow up a plane with his shoes?doesn’t he look like spiccoli…

you will notice (and i mean this in the mandatory/compulsory sense of ‘you will notice’, cos i’m tough, and, like glenn close, i will not…

republican appointed judges today issued a ruling saying that it is permissible for coal companies to bury streams during the coal strip-mining process.i hope that…

ok,‘chill the fuck out’ is an oxymoronic figure of speech.but on a grander scale ‘gently pasteurized’ is profoundly oxymoronic.doesn’t pasteurization involve killing billions of bacteria?don’t…

ok, moby (uh, that’s me) songs for special occasions. 1-weddings-difficult…’porcelain’ is too pessimistic. ‘when it’s cold i’d like to die’ is, well, too depressing (although…

in recent news:two boys in california killed their mother and cut off her head and hands and buried her in the woods because they had…

sometimes my cluelessness stuns me…i just got an email from a friend of mine who is going to a superbowl party.in responding to this email…