Journal

scrabble news:i just have to share…playing scrabble last night and i got 62 points with one letter.oh, yes, it’s true.‘q’ on a triple letter score,…

well, no, i don’t ‘sneak’ into ‘toys in babeland’, but i do occasionally go there in a decidedly un-sneaky way.who can say no to a…

1) masturbating to internet porn, which hand do you use to scroll on the mouse and which hand do you use to take care of…

ok, i forgot ‘doughnut’.so we have:throughthoughthoughttoughploughdoughnutcough.ooohawuffowoh (again, cos i like the word ‘doughnut’)awf.am i obsessed with english phonetics? yes. it is my fetish.in order to…

spongebob or rugrats? spongebob.vodka or scotch? vodka. not in excess. but scotch makes my mouth taste funny in the morning.slides or swings? both, depending. a…

the current onion’s ‘i should not be allowed to say the following things about america’ is outstanding.-moby p.s-some of the ‘prom planning tips’ are pretty…

flying and more flying.it’s 7:40 a.m and we’re about 2 hours away from los angeles and i haven’t slept yet and my eyes feel like…

ok, maybe i’m just delirious and tired, but english is a very odd language, isn’t it?i was given a coupon for ‘one complimentary beverage’.how nice,…

i’m very sorry to say that for health and safety reasons our shows in singapore and hong kong have been cancelled…. the center for disease…

and now i have to say bye to australia.i’m flying to auckland, then l.a, then nyc.i forget just how far australia is from everywhere else…