ok, so a trip to midtown to go to the dentist is generally unpleasant.
but then after dealing with traffic and oral pain you’re (well, me, actually) walking down 5th avenue and you see a zombie trying to escape from the trunk of a car and suddenly the trip to midtown is worthwhile (dental hygiene taking a backseat to zombies).
a few days ago in l.a i experienced my first earthquake. can i now say that i’ve experienced my first zombie escape, or attempt thereof? or therein? go zombie, go. see, i know the zombies won’t want to eat the vegans, as vegans tend to be all skinny and stringy and we’re generally kind of speedy. they’re going to make a b-line for vegas and eat the people standing in the buffet line. cull the herd, zombies.
moby