hahahah.
there was an internet news article about robert mugabe being sworn in as president of zimbabwe, but the photo editor messed up and showed a picture of someone holding a statue made out of a pepsi can.
‘and with this inaugural pepsi can statue i do hereby swear you in as the 37th president of zimbabwe.’
hahaha.
hey, maybe things like coronations and innaugurations should start getting corporate sponsorship.
and christenings. and births. ‘this child brought to you in part by a generous grant from the kind people at the united states army, be all that you can be’.
or funerals. ‘john williams was a good man. and he loved his family. and i know that when this is funeral is over i’m going to make a run for the border at taco bell.’
ok, time for sleep.
moby
