in case you’re wondering, i don’t understand the ‘domestic applying…’ titles of my last updates. ‘domestic applies’? i’m confused.
confused by my own web-site.
or ‘web-station’ as my friend lee and i have taken to calling them.
as in ‘oh, i lined-on to the interweb to inload some web-stations’
feel free to borrow this lingo. it’ll either make you sound really dumb or like you’re onto something new. we use it cos it makes us sound stupid.
which is funny. sometimes. to us. or to amuse your friends you can refer to the internet as ‘the email’. as in, ‘oh, i love lining on to the email. they’ve got weather and news on the email. my friend jenny just can’t get enough of the email’ so,
internet=interweb
website=webstation
log-on=line on
internet(or anything even resembling the computer)=email
you could even misquote homer j, ‘oh, i see they have the interweb on computers now’.
well, i’ve lined up long enough on the email, so i’ll just downline something off of another webstation. you’ll see. it’ll make your friends laugh.
hopefully. don’t blame me if they don’t laugh. it’s not like i’m a professional comedian or anything. but that’s probably pretty apparent, huh.
boy i’m tired.
-moby