oh, it’s so hard not to be a shameless name dropper sometimes…
maybe whenever i indulge in shameless name dropping (which is, for the uninitiated, mentioning one’s personal experiences with celebrities in one’s conversations) i can hit myself in the head with a tomato.
an old tomato. with worms.
so you won’t get any shameless name dropping from me in this update.
nope.
but if i were to indulge in shameless name dropping it would be some good and substantial shameless name dropping.
isn’t that even more annoying?
the cardinal rule of friendship(apart from trying not to sleep with your friends significant other(s)) is to never ever do the following:
person a, to friend: ‘oh, i have to tell you something!’
person b,(friend): ‘oh, what?’
person a, :’oh, nevermind’
person b: ‘no, really, tell me’
person a: ‘no, nevermind’
at which point person b takes out a tank full of piranhas and holds person a’s head in said tank until person a’s head is stripped clean by the aforementioned fish. which is legal. cos getting ready to tell someone
something and then not telling them is, as we’ve just learned, the 2nd most important thing not to do in a friendship.
wow, that was pretty convoluted, huh.
all that just so i didn’t have to indulge in any shameless name dropping.
maybe in the future i’ll just be repulsive and indulge in shameless name dropping so that i can avoid having to post annoying updates such as this one.
sorry for being annoying.
and…
the dvd is coming along nicely. it should be out in june or july.
and it’s, if i do say so myself, the most substantial (quantitatively, and qualitatively, hopefully) music dvd ever.
it’s just so full of stuff. 12 videos. lots of live footage. a 90 minute mega-mix of most of the ‘play’ remixes w/ psychedelic visuals.
and my extra special home movie that features a rubber fish puppet, among other things.
-moby