Journal / my favorite spams

i’m probably the only person on the planet who kind of appreciates spam.
my favorite spams are:
a-the ‘please give me your account # so that i can wire money from the bank of lagos, nigeria to you.’

b-the random ‘watch sailboat insect monkey bug’ spam selling watches or viagra

today i received this:

“fire your boss and grow your member

do be endeavour waking sand”

so that shall be my goal today:
to be waking sand.
maybe this is spam from a taoist website?
or some fans of antonin artaud?
i used to be obsessed with antonin artaud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/artaud

i mean how can you not admire someone who was rejected by the surrealists for refusing to join the communist party and who believed that he owned a walking stick that had been used by both jesus and the devil?
endeavour waking sand.
i just had this vision of someone standing on a beach yelling ‘wake up!’ over and over again at the sand.
moby