warning, this journal entry is not for the faint of heart or the squeamish.
it’s a pretty disgusting story, but i feel compelled to share it with you.
a few days ago while i was sleeping peacefully some monsters (they look sort of like reptile spiders from another planet) climbed inside my face and started a colony. maybe they have claimed the inside of my face as some sort of outpost from whence they’ll hatch their diabolical schemes of global domination. i don’t know.
i do know that they’re very annoying. they’re taking up a lot of space and they puke out of my nose.
yes, every minute or two i have to deal with another load of monster puke coming out of my face. it’s disgusting.
at least they’re fairly quiet. but quiet monsters is kind of a cold consolation when they have lodged themselves in my face and continue to puke out of my nose.
but although they’re very disruptive right now, i’m hopeful that the cavalry will be showing up at any minute to kill them and thus rid my sinuses of these evil monsters.
bastards. i hate them.
-moby
