Journal / meatballs – meat = ?

just a quick update before the weekend.
the sky is amazing over new york this evening. giant thunderheads piled up on each other with brilliant sunlight pouring out from around them. quite spectacular.
and i know that some vegans are offended by fake-meat and meat-substitutes, but i bought this stuff called ‘gimme lean’ and it rocks. it doesn’t taste like meat, but it’s salty and i’m using it to make fake-meatballs for a spaghetti sauce right now.
oh i should really keep details like that to myself, shouldn’t i? i don’t think that the real rockstars are making fake-meatballs for spaghetti sauce. they probably have their minions doing it for them.
oh well. as has been determined repeatedly throughout the life of this web-site, i’m definitely a far cry from being an honest-to-goodness rock star.
maybe i’ll put some drugs in the meatballs and eat them off of a leather plate with a gold fork while wearing sunglasses and watching strippers dance in my living room.
actually i’ll probably eat dinner and read the economist. no drugs. no leather plates.
fuck i’m boring.
have a nice weekend.
-moby