you know what i love?
the little pictures that everyone has next to their sign in names.
a little dog asleep on a computer keyboard, disco stu, herb alpert and the tijuana brass, a little dancing bunny, etc., etc.
now when i’m not feeling particularly literate i can browse the boards and be entertained by peoples little photos.
do these photos have a name?
i’m always the last to know.
and i just looked at gen2 and only two posts had 18 responses.
‘everyone should have a vibrator’ and ‘the cult of moby’.
not only should everyone have a vibrator, but women should be taught self-defense from the time they’re old enough to walk, in my opinion. and jocelyn elders should be the surgeon general. wasn’t she the one who was fired for talking about masturbation? maybe she should’ve asked a simple question to the assembled members of the media:
‘anyone here who has never masturbated please raise your hand.’
it’s safe to say that very few people could honestly raise their hands to such a question. why? because it’s safe to say that 98% of the people in the world over the age of 14 have masturbated at some point in their lives, and that the vast majority of people in the world masturbate fairly regularly. it’s normal and it’s healthy and i would be a bit worried about an adult who had never touched themselves in a sexual way. firing jocelyn elders for talking about masturbation was so hypocritical that it made me scream. it would be like george bush firing someone cos they used to be a coke addict or a draft dodger (oh, that was mean, sorry, cos we all know that the texas national air-guard played a vital role in our ‘police action’ in vietnam).
but i love the pictures that people have next to their sign-in names (trying to get back on topic).
jocelyn elders for surgeon general (just look at me getting all worked up about old news…).
-moby