Journal / Letter From Michael Moore

i felt the need to forward this.
i hope that michael moore doesn’t mind…

an open letter to george w. bush from michael moore

dear george,

when it’s all over in a couple months, and you’re packing up your pretzels and spot and heading back to texas, what will be your biggest regret?

not getting out more often and seeing the sights around rock creek park? never once visiting the newly-renovated ikea in woodbridge, virginia? or buying your way to the white house with money from a company that committed the biggest corporate swindle in american history?

i got a feeling you didn’t miss much by not spending an entire saturday afternoon assembling a swedish bookcase — but you should have known that there was no way you would ever finish your term by hopping into bed with kenneth lay.

it’s kind of sad when you think about it. here you were — the most popular president ever! — the recipient of so much good will from your