there are many incontrovertible facts in the universe. some of them are:
1-my spelling is oftentimes quite poor.
2-‘white man in hammersmith palais’ is the best clash song.
3-ghidra the 3 headed monster is the coolest of godzillas foes.
4-moby.com is the best music web site in the world and deserves to win the mtv-e award.
5-ali g was profoundly funny when he first started his interviews.
6-the simpsons is the finest long running series in the history of television.
7-the food at teany is wonderful.
8-the bad brains were the best hardcore band in the history of hardcore.
9-the neptunes produce sexy songs.
10-spaghetti and tomato sauce is usually very nice.
ok, those are todays incontrovertible facts. just try to start an argument with someone about any one of those facts. you won’t be able to.
cos they’re all true.
says me.
why? you wanna fight about it?
to quote mr. jackson , ‘im a lover, not a fighter.’
goodnight.
-moby