im not the first person to write this, but it’s unfortunate that the acronym for valentines day is v.d.
as it’s odd to wish someone ‘happy vd’.
but, in any case:
happy valentines day!
i hope you either:
-spend it doing something flawless and romantic with someone you love
or
-happily do something flawless and unromantic and untroubled by the forced 24 hour romance of valentines day
in either case, happy v.d.
for what it’s worth i have egregiously unromantic valentines day plans, most likely spent in a community center basement in echo park.
-moby