Journal / I’m in the airport en route to quebec city and watching cnn.

I’m in the airport en route to quebec city and watching cnn.
Or wwn.
When did cnn become the weekly world news?
Latest headlines(I’m not making this up)-
‘Dog swallows fork’
And
‘Bigfoot or big fake?’

Cnn?
Russia invading georgia.
Presidential election cycle.
War in afghanistan.
Climate change.
And….’Bigfoot or big fake?’
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of fake news, but cnn?
Ah well, good luck to them.
The next time there’s a huge global disaster we’ll be able to choose between cnn and mad tv for news coverage.
Maybe people involved in serious news stories could spice things up a bit to appeal to the tabloid mentality?
Like if condi rice wants us to pay attention to georgia(country, not state)maybe she could bring paris hilton with her on her next state department trip?
Or paris hilton and bigfoot?
We truly are a nation of geniuses.
I still hold out hope that canada will adopt the blue states.
Moby