i know, lists.
the last bastion of the lazy and unprepared and attention deficited.
but, anyway, a list.
and i don’t know if ‘deficited’ is a word.
and just because it’s appeared on the internet doesn’t make it into oed common
usage, unfortunately.
a-just got home from south by southwest and i already find myself missing
it. it really was idyllic in lots of ways. ah well, til next year. i wish i’d sat in a hammock
while i was there. that’s my one regret. pretty simple regret, really, and seemingly easily
remedied. except i don’t have a hammock.
b-this weekend in acapulco i’ll be dj’ing, not playing live. just want to make
that clear. same thing is true in miami. at some point in the next few months
i might play live again, but for now i’m happy to just be a bald beer drinking dj.
c-new york has a new governor and thus far(after one day. well a 1/2 day, actually)he seems great.
smart and funny and reasonable. well, here’s hoping.
d-why hasn’t hillary released her tax returns and financial records? isn’t that kind
of weird? normally when a politician refrains from making something public it’s
because they’re hiding something(i’m a master at stating the obvious, by the way). i wonder what she’s hiding? has she been
funding her campaign by investing in crystal meth sweatshops in macau? do they
have crystal meth sweatshops in macau? and how are we going to make funny
drug jokes when/if people stop smoking crack or snorting crystal meth? it’s a valid
concern.
e-has anyone noticed an odd sort of pro-life agenda in a spate of recent
movies? i saw horton hears a who(i know, i’m high-brow)and it seemed almost
like a paid advertisement for the pro-life movement. same thing with juno and
knocked up. i can just see some nefarious right wing cabal…’how do we get
the young people to embrace our pro-life agenda?’ ‘i know! let’s fund pro-life movies
with contemporary young person references such as cannabis “bongs”, relaxed attitudes towards employment, television video games, and
independently produced rock and roll music such as is found in the silver lake
region of los angeles!’ ‘yeah! let’s call the adolph coors clan and get some money!’
f-is for ‘family guy’ which i hadn’t seen for a while but i watched the episode last night
where peter learns that he’s an illegal immigrant. f is also for ‘flawless’. and alliteration.
which i probably just spelled incorrectly. but as in: f is for flawless family guy. some people
read spinoza, i watch cartoons.
g-travelling around and sitting in hotel rooms and eating tex-mex food is making me
fat. please be kind when you see me and refrain from pointing out that i’m now morbidly
obese. am i wearing shoes or a belt? i have no idea. and i think i just found a squirrel sleeping
in one of my stomach folds. oops, not sure he was sleeping. pee-yew, dead squirrel.
don’t exactly smell pretty. time to get the rag on a stick and do some cleanin’. maybe then
i’ll watch my stories.
ok, see you soon.
moby