i do not have paiac.
i have not been attacked by a lion (or a loin).
i have not been attacked by squirrels.
i have not been killed in mexico.
i did not give unsolicited dietary advice to someone having trouble with their poop.
what else…
oh, i guess that’s it for now.
just thought i’d clear up a few things for the weekend.
-moby
p.s-wait, maybe i do have paiac?
no, i think it’s pjfiac. (poisonous jungle frogs in a can).