Journal / Honky Cracker

in poland and it’s sunny.
no, it’s raining.
oops, sunny.
whoever is manning the weather switch today is drunk.

and on a completely unrelated tangent…
why are there no good terms of derision for white men? every race and religion and ethnicity and etc has engendered a whole slew of derisive epithets, why not white men?
the only derisive terms for white men that i can think of are:
cracker
honky
white devil
ghost.
and none of these are particularly offensive (speaking as a white man). in fact ‘cracker’ and ‘honky’ are comical in a george jefferson sort of way.
‘wheezie, who the hell is that honky?’
we need to think of some good derisive epithets for white men.
it’s only fair, don’t you agree?
why should the man be exempt from specific slurs? ok, i have to go and do interviews now. then an outdoor concert where it will hopefully not be raining.
thanks
moby the honky cracker